“What we hope ever to do with ease, we must learn first to do with diligence.” — Samuel Johnson
In that spirit, Jog Thoughts
Those are my sneakers.
They are on me.
People in cars think I look dumb.
When are these bangs going to grow out all the way, this is ridiculous.
I have so many bobby pins.
How many bobby pins have I wasted over the years?
Ladies don’t spit.
This is a shuffle.
This is OK.
I wish the Catholic Church behaved better.
I want to visit a Unitarian Church.
Grilled chicken? Meh.
I can stop at that store.
I’m not going to stop there.
I can see my house.
Why don’t we live closer to right here?
The closer houses look nicer than my house.
They are closer to my feet right now.
If you stop a block away from the house you lose.
Don’t look at me, teens.
Teens, man, you are such teens, teens.
I wonder if those teens work at the radio station…